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Thank you Gretchen. A good time was had by all in Pitt. I hope you are enjoying your LOST dvd's. There will be a quiz.
Let's talk about the weather. Why? Why-why? Two days ago it was 85 degrees Fahrenheit, and today it is snowing. Mother Nature hates us, but can you blame her? Lousy Smarch weather. Smarch is the 13th month. March is the 3rd. Wake up.
Deal of the week:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs' new CD single "Gold Lion" is only $0.99 at Best Buy, and it includes a remix by Diplo. Why is it so cheap? I dunno, Karen O is cool. YYY's are playing the 9:30 Club on April 3rd. For every ticket and CD bought by you, I get 0% of the procedes. Zero is a percent.
www.yeahyeahyeahs.com
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7694328&type=product&id=1520605
Another MLS franchise name change:
The soccer team formerly known as the New York New Jersey Metrostars is now Red Bull New York. Makes sense to me. Red Bull gives you wings and gives the team money to build their new stadium in Harrison, NJ. The name is causing controversy, but not because of the corporate ties. The problem is that the team plays in New Jersey and the local government wants them to acknowledge that. You would think Jersey would be used to that by now. Ahem, did somebody say New York Giants or Jets? Maybe when the New Jersey Nets move to Brooklyn, they can keep their name. That's more than a fair trade. Anyhow, George Zoffinger, president and chief executive officer of the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority, who may or may not have any authority in the matter sa
ys that the soccer team "will not play in our stadium unless they have New Jersey in their name." 
Well, since the MLS season starts in less than three weeks, there's still plenty of time to change all of the others teams' names, logos and uniforms.
Here is my proposed list:
DC United is now known as DC United Airlines
The Kansas City Wizards are now known as The Kansas City Wizards Of Oz On DVD Now At Your Local Blockbuster
LA Galaxy is now known LA Mitsubishi Galante
Dallas FC is now known as F*C* Texas
Houston Dynamo is now known as the Houston Clash of the Dynamos of 1863 (AKA F*C* Texas II)
The Chicago Fire is now known as the Chicago Zippo Brand Fire
Real Salt Lake is now known as Really Super Lame (as if it wasn't always known as that)
Chivas USA is now known as Chivas Regal 18 Year Old Scotch
The New England Revolution is now the Gillette Revolutionary Quadro Razor
The Colorado Rapids is now known as the Colorado Mile High Football Club
Red Bull New York is now known as the New Jersey Blue Balls (happy now Jersey?)
The Columbus Crew is now known as the Columbus Abercrombie Finches
R.I.P. Former MLS Team Names:
Miami Fusion FC
Kansas City Wiz
San Jose Clash
Houston 1863
New York New Jersey Metrostars
Tampa Bay Mutiny
Dallas Burn
San Jose Earthquakes
The MCI Center was renamed the Verizon Center last week. My home will be renamed Absolut Edgemont, and I'm willing to change Sylvie's name for the right price. Make me an offer.
Also, I would like to be the next to congratulate the University Of Maryland on another year of mens basketball mediocrity. At least they'll get a high draft pick for next season. What do you mean college sprts don't work like that? Man!
Mvsic:
"G@y B@r" was not written by George W Bush and Tony Blair. It was written by Detroit band Electric Six. Here's a better song of theirs.
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage
http://www.epitonic.com/files/reg/songs/mp3/Electric_Six-Danger_High_Voltage.mp3
http://www.epitonic.com/artists/electricsix.html
And if you listen carefully, you may just hear fellow Detroitian Jack White sing on this track.
Fire in the disco. Fire in the Taco Bell!
On a more serious note, I may have an opportunity to take a promotion in Oklahoma City. The problem is that I don't want to go to OKC. I love my home, and it is nice being close to family. I hate moving. I think I'll enjoy being close to two real cities more than being in one fake one. There's a lot of doubt in my mind that the company could offer me enough money to take a job out there. I guess that there's not much to debate, huh?
NTB: (next big thing)
Arctic Monkeys
-pd
Art to worry about:
Thank you Gretchen. A good time was had by all in Pitt. I hope you are enjoying your LOST dvd's. There will be a quiz.
Let's talk about the weather. Why? Why-why? Two days ago it was 85 degrees Fahrenheit, and today it is snowing. Mother Nature hates us, but can you blame her? Lousy Smarch weather. Smarch is the 13th month. March is the 3rd. Wake up.
Deal of the week:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs' new CD single "Gold Lion" is only $0.99 at Best Buy, and it includes a remix by Diplo. Why is it so cheap? I dunno, Karen O is cool. YYY's are playing the 9:30 Club on April 3rd. For every ticket and CD bought by you, I get 0% of the procedes. Zero is a percent.www.yeahyeahyeahs.com
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7694328&type=product&id=1520605
Another MLS franchise name change:
The soccer team formerly known as the New York New Jersey Metrostars is now Red Bull New York. Makes sense to me. Red Bull gives you wings and gives the team money to build their new stadium in Harrison, NJ. The name is causing controversy, but not because of the corporate ties. The problem is that the team plays in New Jersey and the local government wants them to acknowledge that. You would think Jersey would be used to that by now. Ahem, did somebody say New York Giants or Jets? Maybe when the New Jersey Nets move to Brooklyn, they can keep their name. That's more than a fair trade. Anyhow, George Zoffinger, president and chief executive officer of the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority, who may or may not have any authority in the matter sa
ys that the soccer team "will not play in our stadium unless they have New Jersey in their name." 
Well, since the MLS season starts in less than three weeks, there's still plenty of time to change all of the others teams' names, logos and uniforms.
Here is my proposed list:
DC United is now known as DC United Airlines
The Kansas City Wizards are now known as The Kansas City Wizards Of Oz On DVD Now At Your Local Blockbuster
LA Galaxy is now known LA Mitsubishi Galante
Dallas FC is now known as F*C* Texas
Houston Dynamo is now known as the Houston Clash of the Dynamos of 1863 (AKA F*C* Texas II)
The Chicago Fire is now known as the Chicago Zippo Brand Fire
Real Salt Lake is now known as Really Super Lame (as if it wasn't always known as that)
Chivas USA is now known as Chivas Regal 18 Year Old Scotch
The New England Revolution is now the Gillette Revolutionary Quadro Razor
The Colorado Rapids is now known as the Colorado Mile High Football Club
Red Bull New York is now known as the New Jersey Blue Balls (happy now Jersey?)
The Columbus Crew is now known as the Columbus Abercrombie Finches
R.I.P. Former MLS Team Names:
Miami Fusion FC
Kansas City Wiz
San Jose Clash
Houston 1863
New York New Jersey Metrostars
Tampa Bay Mutiny
Dallas Burn
San Jose Earthquakes
The MCI Center was renamed the Verizon Center last week. My home will be renamed Absolut Edgemont, and I'm willing to change Sylvie's name for the right price. Make me an offer.
Also, I would like to be the next to congratulate the University Of Maryland on another year of mens basketball mediocrity. At least they'll get a high draft pick for next season. What do you mean college sprts don't work like that? Man!
Mvsic:
"G@y B@r" was not written by George W Bush and Tony Blair. It was written by Detroit band Electric Six. Here's a better song of theirs.Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage
http://www.epitonic.com/files/reg/songs/mp3/Electric_Six-Danger_High_Voltage.mp3
http://www.epitonic.com/artists/electricsix.html
And if you listen carefully, you may just hear fellow Detroitian Jack White sing on this track.
Fire in the disco. Fire in the Taco Bell!
On a more serious note, I may have an opportunity to take a promotion in Oklahoma City. The problem is that I don't want to go to OKC. I love my home, and it is nice being close to family. I hate moving. I think I'll enjoy being close to two real cities more than being in one fake one. There's a lot of doubt in my mind that the company could offer me enough money to take a job out there. I guess that there's not much to debate, huh?
NTB: (next big thing)
Arctic Monkeys
-pd
Art to worry about:
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